the devil you know
"When Hell holds elections, two pour souls ponder if they ought to vote for a new candidate over the incumbent."
The Underworld is holding an election, as it does every thousand years, and two poor souls, Mark and Thomas, debate whether to vote for the demon challenging Satan incumbency.
While Mark and Thomas get more and more excited over the prospect of reform, their face-to-face with the challenger reveals that prejudice is alive and well in Hell.